September 12th, 2010 -- ""Frogger Champion"

"Listen, I know that we're friends and all. I know that, okay? We've been friends for a long time, and we've been through a lot. We've seen a lot together. We've laughed, you know? We've ******* laughed. We've been through a ton, but I swear to god - I swear to ******* god, if you don't give me that quarter so I can play this next ******* game, if you don't put that ******* coin in my waiting ******* hand so I can attain a ******* level of ******* virtual amphibian glory, if you don't enrich me by twenty ******* five ******* cents, I will be so, so, so, so, so, so, so ******* sad.

I need this, man. I ******* need it."


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